one liner jokes

One liner jokes

.How do you know if a vampire is unwell? 
Because he'll be coffin

.Where do pirates get their hooks?
Second hand shops

.Why did the bicycle collapse?
It was too tyred

.What kind of music do bubbles hate?
Pop

.Why did the hairdresser win the race?
He knew a shortcut

.How did the picture end up in prison?
It was framed

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.What do solicitors wear to work?
Lawsuits

.Why did the bullet lose its job?
It got fired

.Why can’t a toe be 12 inches long?
Then it’d be a foot

.Want to hear a joke about a roof?
The first one’s on the house

.What does a house wear?

Address!

.What did one wall say to the other?
"I'll meet you at the corner"

.Why is grass so dangerous?
It’s full of blades

A parrot

.Why do French people eat snails?
They don’t like fast food

.Where do hamburgers and hot dogs go dancing?
A meatball

.How do trees get online?
They just log on!

.How do billboards talk?
Sign language

.What’s America’s favourite soda?
Mini soda

.Why shouldn’t you trust atoms?
Because they make up everything

.How was Rome split in two?
With a pair of Caesars

.Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
She’ll let it go

.What kind of music do planets like?
Neptunes

.What did one hat say to the other?
You stay here. I’ll go on ahead.

.Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He neverlands

.How do you follow a book?
You track their footnotes

.What’s the biggest problem with snow boots?
They melt

.What tree can fit in your hand?
A palm tree

.Why are astronauts so clean?
They take meteor showers

.Why are ghosts bad liars?
They’re totally see through

.How do poets say hello?
Haven’t we metaphor?

.RIP to boiling water...
You will be mist

.How does the ocean say hi?
It waves

.How did the art competition end?
In a draw

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